Especially when it comes to drugs. Take this industrious Papa John’s pizza deliveryman who had a side business (but really the pizza gig was more of the side business, as it turned out) as a coke dealer.
Or this pot dealer, who left a state where he could sell marijuana legally to go to a state where he could sell it illegally. So he could make more of the green stuff. So that, probably, he could invest more in the other green stuff.
Or this drunk man, who felt he needed to cut off his penis to get back at his girlfriend for hassling him about being such a drunk.
[Photo courtesy of elitedaily.]
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